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Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Upcoming Bicycle Kitty Rides

felony flats hill killerz - The felony flats hill killerz is a riding  club that meets in different places around the felony flats neighborhood, on different days at different times with the intent of conquering the same hill a few times together.  Join the facebook group or email bicyclekitty@gmail.com to stay in the loop.  Juniors welcome to ride, we may finish at a bar though.

Swim Across Portland - Sunday, June 23rd at 12pm - a fun outdoor pool hop. We'll aim to visit 2-3 outdoor pools and possibly 1 beach. We ride rain or shine. Bring pool entry fees of $15, a swimsuit & towel, a lock and lights (just in case!). Pools sell snacks like popcorn and nachos. Kids are welcome, but they'll need to be able to ride up to 20 miles with some hills and keep up with the adults. Riders will receive a paper map of the route. Please note: ROLL TIME IS NOON.

Gladys Bikes' century curious French Toast ride
- Saturday, June 29th at 10am - this ride is for the Gladys century curious club.  A 45 mile mostly flat social-paced road ride, much of which is on bike paths and features a few regroup points and two bathroom stops.  10am eat, 11am ride.  Please email me for address to bicyclekitty@gmail.com.  Click here for route, paper route maps also provided.

Bike Camping curious weekend - Saturday, August 3rd-Sunday, August 4th  - open to all genders and abilities but no cars or SAG please.  Just email bicyclekitty@gmail.com if interested.

Friday, May 31, 2019

The Backs

Bikepacking the Oregon Outback in 2014 set me off in a whole new direction as a cyclist. This little blog gained a lot of attention and even influenced some to do the ride the following year.  The former is great but the latter is my mission - helping motivate people to ride, to do any ride at all, feels very important to me.

When some friends asked how challenging the Oregon Outback is (kinda hard but not soul crushing) and if it was something they could do (hell yes!), I decided to create a team. In 2015, "my" nine riders joined me at the start, and every single one of them finished. Since then, I’ve put together some other bikepacking adventures and it's been fun to include "back" in the name, which is meant as a tip of the cap to the original.

In 2016 I took a break from the "Backs" to compete in the Steens Mazama 1000. I suppose that race counts as bikepacking but it felt harder because it was so dang long.

In 2017, a group of us rode the Out-n-Back, a six day trek starting in Klamath Falls, tracing the route of the original Oregon Outback and u-turning near Fort Rock to ride south back to Klamath Falls.
In 2018, we rode a fictional route called the NorthBack, a 500 mile mixed-terrain loop from Bend to the Crooked River, Prineville, the Ochocos, Mitchell, Condon, Cottonwood Canyon, Grass Valley, Maupin, Madras, Lake Billy Chinook and Sisters. The list of town names might imply a civilized trip, but much of it felt remote.

For 2019, we put together a mini-tour and called it the Baby Back. Nine riders, some from other "Backs", some experienced, some on their first bikepacking trip, set out on Saturday morning from the Cup and Bar cafĂ© on MLK, which is a deluxe spot to meet due to its central location and indoor bike parking.  We headed up to Washington Park, and soon found ourselves in a rainy portion of the western suburbs, picking up our 10th and final rider for the weekend.
The rain and the traffic picked up right around the same time. We kept riding anyway. Finally to Gales Creek, I ignored intuition and passed a diner with a large "milkshakes" sign on my way to another store a couple miles down.  The second store had apparently been closed for a couple of years so I turned back and arrived at the first diner just as two other riders were getting their milkshakes delivered.  After the break, we went back out to find the rain had dried up.  A few miles later, I heard dogs barking so I thought we were in Timber, but not quite! Some more climbing took us to an innocent-looking street sign with some discreet yellow zip ties poking through the base.  These were Randonneur markings, I was sure of it, so I added my own pink zip tie to the mix and carried on.

The cabin in Timber made the whole ride worthwhile. Tired riders congregated on the couch. It was a cozy getaway complete with a kitchen, woodburning stove and laundry.  The next morning our enjoyment came to a quick halt as we headed up a steep little climb on a nice quiet gravel road.  Once again, I ignored the intuition beckoning me onto a paved downhill slope to second breakfast in Vernonia. Instead, I joined the group and we all rode up, up and more up onto gravel that ascended into single track, with lots of stunning and well-earned vistas. We made it to Vernonia barely in time for a late lunch. Our planned bonus miles to Yankton pie were a joke now.  In a handy twist of fate, we did yank a pie plate from Cosmo’s wheel before leaving lunch for Pittsburg gravel.

We made it to Camp Wilkerson and enjoyed the luxury of a large group site with leantos and picnic tables and a fire pit.  After a fun and restful evening, we were all charged up and ready for our day three.  We decided to nix the somewhat dull planned route, which would've taken us to North Plains and back through the suburbs.  Instead we headed down Camp Nine Road, which is a new favorite, to the Crown Zellerbach Trail.  We quickly passed through Scappoose, then headed west into the Dutch Mountain Canyon to climb Otto Miller Road and Dixie Mountain Road and finally regrouped at Skyline Tavern for a well-deserved beer and dinner.
Some of us had done one or all of the Backs, some were new to the posse, and some were new to bikepacking.  By the end, we were all fast friends.  Some shed tears, justifying the name of our tour, all laughed, and all had a fantastic time!

Just for kicks, here are my three bikepacking (or loaded touring) rigs, each in their native environment.

Monday, March 4, 2019

The Dogs of Timber

There's something special about the town, or lack of town, of Timber.  I've ridden through it many times, and always with a feeling of nostalgia, and always with a nice soundtrack of dogs barking.  The town does not contain any open businesses, just houses and a pretty bridge over the Nehalem River.  And now the town contains a newly built cabin belonging to a friend, and the promise of many future adventures on the approved but unbuilt Salmonberry Trail.

Our first day out riding was my first day out riding, or doing any exercise for that matter, in three weeks.  This year, for the first time I can remember, I hibernated.  On purpose, and without guilt.  I gave myself many long winter naps, lots of sauntering walks, craft projects, time with the cat and even healthy nutrition.

So it shouldn't have surprised me how bad I sucked.  Chasing my two fast friends up the snowy slushy roads proved more than my legs or my derailleur could handle, and I found myself struggling to walk, ice balls forming on my cleats.

After eighteen miles, I decided to retreat back to the cabin with its promise of hot chili, a roaring fireplace and a wall-sized map to plot future adventures.  On the way there, my tail tucked firmly between my saddle rails, I met a canine who barked and gave chase until I pulled out my old alpha voice. 

Sunday, February 3, 2019


If Punxsutawney Phil lived in Portland, he’d have retreated into his lair without delay on Saturday.

Just as I finished applying my aqua-colored facial mask, I heard sirens and shouting outside. My whole block was shut down with a half a dozen cop cars strewn across the street in front of my house. When I saw whose wrists they were zip-tying, I ran outside.  I told an officer that this dear man hands me green beans over the fence at summertime.  I went back inside to rinse my mask off and when I came back out they were transferring him to an ambulance.  As they strapped him onto a gurney, I looked into familiar eyes weeping.
This may be the deepest second paragraph of any Bicycle Kitty blog post, but that’s how the day began.

There’s nothing quite as motivating as leading a well-advertised ride.  I dressed quickly and headed to the Caddyshack! start.  On the way, I saw my co-Tour de Beaver-leaders doing the Saturday morning Sorella ride. A quick hug then off!

I love the approach to what used to be the green triangle. There’s a slight hill that blocks the view of the meet spot so you don’t see how many riders are there til you’re quite close. I was bowled over to see over thirty riders waiting! Jan and her brightly clad club riders made a nice showing. Jan is the person who coaxed me to start leading rides, which has become such a large part of my identity these dozen or so years.

Old friends and new, including two Team AF teammates, came to ride in the 11th annual Caddyshack!  Bill didn’t show up, again, but, hey, at least he’s consistent.  Good thing anyway because I ran out of spoke cards.  Everyone got a Bicycle Kitty sticker and a pink map with a mark showing our mini mountain bike exploration through Colwood Golf Course.

One lovely lady rider got an ambulance ride and a free emergency blanket. It was my first time meeting Vicki, who was on a brand new carbon racer. It struck me how beautiful she looked, mascaraed and lipsticked, laying on the tarmac bleeding. We had a nurse in our midst and a lot of calm, wise, safety-minded folks helping direct traffic. Soon not one, but two, ambulances made the scene.

The remaining riders continued on somberly. A few miles later, we stopped at Whittaker Park, an old favorite of mine, with a gazebo and a lake view and a portapottie. I broke out a precious roll of Necco wafers and doled them out.  Candy is way more delicious once it becomes collectible.

A few intervals later, we rolled up to the always hospitable Heron Lakes golf club. Beers and burgers and fries and onion rings were enjoyed by all, along with very friendly service.

It wouldn’t be a real ride without a flat tire, so Mark volunteered for the job.  A respectable seven minutes later, we were on our way.  We rode the 33rd Avenue ramp southbound twice. I could do repeats of that ramp all the live long day.

Arriving at the Marine Drive bike path,  we stopped to see five identical kites flying together. We’d lost half the pack, all Vancouver-ites, on the zig zag to Dekum, so now we were only eight strong. Three of us went for beer and MMR planning at the Sextant, because good things start with sex.
Finally, we swung by the Half Fast team party for a quick mingle. All new faces, all very bikey and friendly, in a cool industrial space, made for a nice close to a very full day.

Monday, January 21, 2019

Rides n things


Hello, dear readers, and happy New Year.  I've been busy selling pillows and chain lube and riding bikes and have fallen a bit behind in my Bicycle Kitty blogging.  So, in the spirit of catching up, I've mashed up the last several rides all in one convenient post!

To start, I am happy to report that the phenomenon of alley cat racing is alive and well in Portland, Oregon. I had the chance to compete in two races last autumn, and turned in my best alley cat results of all time!

I curated a frisky single speed team for Cranksgiving, an annual race which raises food and other necessities for charity. Each team is given a list of items and a list of stores. Part of the trick is smart routing, part is efficient shopping, and part is speed. There’s also a costume contest. My team couldn’t agree on a theme, so we wore a mixed bag of costumes and called ourselves Hot Mess. This name hearkens back to Team Messerschmidt days. Also Mess is short for (bike) messenger, where alley cats got their start. We had a lot of fun, gathered a nice amount of goods to give, and most importantly, we won!  First place, at long last!


The next alley cat was actually a mash up of cyclocross, alley cat racing and charity fundraising.  Kimmy Cross raises funds to fight melonoma, which is the cancerous skin disease that took Kimmy away from her friends and family.  I wish I had known her, she sounded super cool.

Racers were told to head over to Kennilworth Park to collect our manifests.  Once at the park, we were directed to complete three laps on the course marked with orange flags.  It was raining and muddy and cold and miserable.  The manifest showed a variety of optional checkpoints, each worth varying points values.  It was lunchtime, so we decided to include Nathan's Hot Dogs in our rounds, where we earned a bunch of points for eating two hot dogs each.

Probably the funnest and weirdest stop was behind Hopworks on Powell, where you had to roll the dice and spin around that number of times with your forehead on a bat.  I rolled eleven.  Right afterwards, you had to ride a tricycle around an obstacle course both forwards and backwards.

At the finish line, we had to compete with another team, which was comprised of two racers from the previous race's Hot Mess.  The competition involved flipping cups over, and because our hands were cold and wet, it was nearly impossible and a total laugh riot.  We took second place overall, largely due to the hot dogs!

A few Sundays ago, I sauntered over to Golden Pliers to hand out sparkly valve caps and mingle with 100 spandex-clad coffee-drinking cyclists and friends.  I suppose this could be called an industrial mountain bike ride. Or a container yard railroad tracks secret lake tour. OMTM called it a Treasure Hunt, and it truly was. I rode a few things that scared me, ran a few and balked like a chicken plenty. I felt nostalgic every time the route traced over the old French Toast route. The Concord spirally overpass is a favorite, and I like the tiny woods by the gas plant too.

Bailed after 20 miles to head over to the Corvidae Sunday Funday ride. I was the only rider at this hip urban ride wearing spandex kit. This was more of a denim vest and cigarette crowd, but, hey, when you’re a jet, you’re a jet. So I tagged along and even had an opportunity to visit Leah at Gladys Bikes to say hi, while the dude on 20" wheels with no brakes fixed his flat.

Last week felt like TNR time, so I put jeans on over my chammy, filled my pannier with rhubarb flavored cider and rolled over.  Even though I hadn't been on a TNR since last November, it felt like no time at all had passed.  We did a fun and funky tour of parking garages, alighting at the top of one for a nice break. 

Next up: I had an opportunity to join some friends on a bike move.  I was coming from a facial and don't have a cargo bike, so I did what I could with my rack and panniers, which ended up being quite a lot because I carried about 20 books and 9 duraflame logs.  My load was so heavy I fell trying to get on my bike and needed a spotter for both mounting and dismounting.  The fifteen or so riders carrying a ton of stuff made quite a spectacle, and also made a nice crowd for the move in after party.

Finally, a fun ride by Puddlecycle called Planes, Trains and Automobiles took us from south to north to the beautiful Cully Park, which features a meditation circle and an amazing playground.  I probably got more exercise on the playground than during the actual ride.  The double wide slide was double the fun.

I'm feeling fairly caught up now, dear readers, so I will bid you adieu and adventure off in search of more stories to share.

Monday, December 31, 2018

The Flat Tires of 2018

A year in the making, this is my log of every flat tire in 2018.  Some were mine, some were not.  I rode to Vista House today, hoping that there'd be nothing to add to the log, and my wish came true.  Here they are, enjoy!

The first flat of 2018 happened the last week of January at my second favorite venue for flat tires: work.  With tire levers and floor pumps galore, and even a healthy stash of spare tubes, one is lulled into a sense of security.  I knew that morning as I bumped over a ledge on the bike path, that I had pinched my rear tube and was doomed to get a flat.  The best tire in the world, the Panaracer T-Serv, was in no way at fault.

The second flat of the year happened the first week of February, and was again not the fault of the T-Serv.  I had just left the third pharmacy to turn me down for a flu shot, crossing the river eastbound on the Morrison Bridge.  A sudden shuuuuu shuuuuu shuuuu broke the news.  If I'd been wearing shorts, I'd have felt a rhythmic tickle on my calf.  I made my repair at the corner of MLK and Morrison, a very busy and somewhat skanky corner.  A passing dog nearly peed on me as I kneeled tireside.

Flat number three came a mere two days later, at my favorite flat repair venue: home.  I was about to leave for work, kitted up for my bike path commute of seven whole miles, and there it was.  I decided to save it for later and quickly changed shoes and clothes and bikes and routes. My bike geek records indicate this pair of T-Servs has 1925 miles on them and I'll be damned if I'm going to give them up 75 miles before they're supposed to be done.  So the next day, after an important Tour de Beavers planning meeting, I jetted home to address the problem.  A little piece of glass had weaseled its way in there, so I removed it, the end.
Flat number four wasn't mine!  It was this dude's, I don't know his name but he's a Thursday Night Ride (TNR) regular and experienced a flat tire near our Grant Park rest stop. The poor guy had to contend with a large critical and heckling audience while he effected his repair.
Flat number five, me again.  This time on the French Toast ride, headed out on the Springwater trail.  It's definitely an indication of threadbare tires when you get a fourth flat of the year before March even starts.  I took my time replacing the tube while co-rider Troy did push ups.
Turnabout's fair play, so a little later that same day, I did push ups while Troy fixed his own flat. Luckily it was sunny and we had plenty of time.  Both flats were caused by glass.
Flat number seven, me again.  By now, my good ol' T-Servs had over 2000 miles on them, and their threadbare state led to yet another flat.  This one happened at work again.  The first thing I did post repair was to order new tires post haste.
Our next flat tire victim is Jennifer, a Tour de Beavers rider.  She was riding on Gatorskins, a tire I must confess to loathing.  Their most boasted feature is resistance to flatting, yet they seem to get more flats than other tires. They are not supple and ride like bricks.  Worst of all, they are extremely slippery when wet.  In any case, this rider demonstrated a cool head - repairing her flat in seven short minutes, earning her a new nickname: Seven!  It was so quick, I didn't get a photo, so I'm instead featuring a photo above of another way to deal with flat repair - simply remove your wheels, lock the whole business and take the bus. 
Our next flat adventurer, Kate, experienced hers after a long hot hillclimb on gravel, with a crash.  Maybe the crash caused the flat, maybe the heat, who knows.  Our flat repairer discovered the problem at camp the next morning and had quite a time with it.  She needed a 15 millimeter wrench to remove the rear wheel, and it was on there tight.  Her hands were pretty scuffed up from the previous day's fall, so that made it even harder.  She has an internally geared hub, so there was an extra step to disconnect the cable before removing the wheel.  The bead was tight, the replacement tube wouldn't hold air, the pump wasn't working great.  Our cheerful flat fixer persevered and was soon up and running!
Miraculously, I suffered no mechanicals on a 500+mile bikepacking trip in Central Eastern Oregon.  This poor character pictured above, however, had many many many flats.  It's possible his tires were too narrow for conditions, or worn out.  His pump didn't work well and he ran out of C02 canisters and tubes early on.  Luckily, he's a fast rider and was often ahead of the group despite so many flat tires.
Summertime!  This nice gentleman, Mullet Man, got a flat tire on his new bike during a century called the Petal Pedal down in Silverton.  He had left the stock tires on and well, that is that.  He didn't have a pump, so I loaned him mine.  Behind him, we spied a field containing three fluffy frisky ponies, all trotting in a circle.


Our next mechanical victim experienced a puncture on Marine Drive on the final leg of the French Toast ride.  He was able to get back up and running in less than ten minutes, which is especially impressive as he pre-inflated his new tube by mouth.

The next flat I encountered belonged to a gentleman named Dean, whom I met at a rest stop on the Portland Century in August.  I had just rolled up to one of the many bountiful rest stops and saw three dudes and an upside down bike.  It felt good to roll over and say "I'm an Event Support Rider, can I help?".  This had been Dean's second flat of the day and he was struggling to get the bead off the rim.  I pulled out my trusty pink tire levers and knelt down.  In no time, I had found a little piece of staple, removed it with tweezers, and inserted a fresh tube in the tire.  Dean was as thankful as if I’d performed CPR.

My neighbor has an abundant veggie garden and often shares his harvest with me, so when he asked for assistance with a flat tire on his Huffy, I jumped at the opportunity to repay his kindness.  I even had a 27" tube with a schraeder valve on hand.  On removing the tire, what was left of the rim tape simply fell away.  The rubber was so old it just crumbled to dust.  I went off to an undisclosed bike shop to buy rim tape.  To my astonishment, they had no rim tape in stock.  The man on duty recommended I simply skip the rim tape, explaining that it simply isn't necessary.  This age of pretend experts really gets me down sometime.
Another French Toast ride flat, this one conveniently located at our rest stop at Glen Otto Park near Troutdale.  Michelle fixed a flat on her Gatorskins using purple latex gloves, taking just 20 minutes, enough time for a quick yoga stretch!  This was her first flat on this bike, at over 1300 miles.  We never did find the culprit, but it was likely a little thorn picked up from the unmaintained bike lanes, which often feature blackberry vines.
The same day I wrote up Michelle's flat story, I got a flat.  This one offered me a nice break from my side hustle of removing course marking signs from the recent Tour de Lab.  Just a 20 mile ride around Portland stopping hundreds of times to tear down laminated arrows - what a workout!  While I fixed my flat, a tattooed gentleman in bare feet, smoking a cigarette and carrying a jar of lemonade, offered his assistance.  Since he didn't have a floor pump, I carried on while we chatted.  He had seen the Tour de Lab riders go by the previous day and was excited to learn about the ride.

Our next flat tire happened to Brennan during the 31st annual No Sweat ride to Astoria.  The group hung around while Brennan fixed his flat, on Gatorskins.  His replacement tube wouldn't hold air, so he borrowed ride leader Mike's spare.  Twenty minutes later, the group was rolling again.  A few minutes after that, Mike got his first of two flats.  My tubes were too wide for his skinny tires, so he had to patch a spare.  I did't hang around to see how long it would take him, as I was the slowest rider that day.
My turn again.  What I thought was a pinch flat turned out to be a piece of glass.  I waited until the "Ride Like A Girl" group had reached the top of the Lafayette elevator so I could fix it on the bridge with the cool view of the train tracks.  It took me 12 minutes.  My first spare tube wouldn't hold air and I was pretty happy to have a second spare with me.  When I got home, I checked my spreadsheet, and sure enough, the tires had about 2000 miles on them.  Maybe one day I’ll proactively change to new tires at the correct mileage! 

Another French Toast ride flat, this one at the regroup before the Stark Street bridge over the Sandy River.  The rider was on a Cannondale with a suspension fork and 26" wheels.  A little piece of glass was the culprit.  The victim didn't have a spare tube or any repair supplies, so I jumped in to find the culprit and patch the tube.  15 minutes.
Next flat was between running errands when the telltale squish squish squish presented itself.  Rear tire again.  This set of T-Servs have almost 3000 miles on them, so the little piece of glass didn't have much of a challenge penetrating the thin rubber.  I flipped the bike over and got to work, wondering if I could possibly beat my personal best of 9 minutes.  It took 10, but I think that's because I put on gloves and took a photo for this blog entry.

Our next flat announced itself loudly early in a ride known only as the sparkle pony rainbow unicorn ride.  The victim, one dashing young Eric, let us know he was hearing a loud tick tick tick, which turned out to be a nail in his tire.  The tire was going flat, so he added air and pushed the nail back in.  Surprisingly, the nail held the air in the tire for the whole day, which was a 45 mile, 5200' gain, gnarathon complete with big rock scramble hike a bike sections.  Nails are the new sealant!  Once back at the cabin, the nail was never found, the tube replaced, and everyone went their merry way as if nothing had ever happened.
My high hopes to finalize this story without additional entries were dashed on my morning commute.  With 12 miles to go and no time to spare, I pulled off and flipped my bike over. A quick photo and I began my repair, which involved removing a sharp piece of metal with tweezers. Just then, a handsome stranger appeared, floor pump in hand. It’s moments like this that make me feel like I live a charmed life.  As we chatted and worked together, he revealed that he worked at a local bike shop. A bike shop that does not carry the line of bicycle lubrication products I represent. Feeling doubly charmed, I gave him my card and made it to work just ten minutes behind schedule. 
Hopes dashed again, this time a few blocks from work.  I had heard a little ticking several blocks earlier but thought it was a leaf rubbing my fender.  Instead it was a nice long staple.  I walked the rest of the way and locked up.  At lunch I grabbed my bike and wheel and got her done in about ten minutes. I needed the tweezers yet again as the business end of a staple was deeply embedded in my sweet little T-Serv.  

A note on methodology. I like to work on an upside down bike because it doesn’t require any bending over and the skewer drops into the dropouts easily.  I don’t believe in shifting to the smallest cog before removing the wheel.  I find it easier to let the chain rest on a middle cog both while removing and reinstalling the wheel.  I often use a tire lever in reverse to get the last bit of bead on the rim.  That method can cause a bit of tube to pinch between the bead and rim so I always check the entire tire by pushing back the bead and looking for that telltale bit of black rubber, which is easy to see if you have white or yellow rim tape. Finally, I put the wheel back on the bike before inflating the tire, as the bike makes a nice holder for the wheel during inflation.  This also means my rim brakes don’t need to be opened to let a fully inflated tire past them,  A quick turn of the crank returns the chain to the correct cog, and I’m off!

I had ten flats of my own over the entire year, and my mileage totaled 6007.  My calculator tells me I had one flat tire per 600 miles.  I'm not sure how useful this information is, but there it is.  I hope your rubber side stays down and tires fully inflated for 2019.